Showing posts with label JJ Knight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JJ Knight. Show all posts

Monday, August 31, 2020

Hot Pickle




Title: Hot Pickle
Author: JJ Knight
Genre: Standalone Romantic Comedy
Release Date: August 31, 2020



Blurb

He’s about to become a very big dill.
A best friend’s sister rom com from USA Today bestselling author JJ Knight

I’m rock hard.
No, not like that.
When that happens, you won’t need me to tell you.

I’m a competitive bodybuilder, ready for my first regional contest. And winning requires more than just killer workouts, diet, or stage presence.

It’s all about the tan.

My training partner Franklin uses the best in the business — Camryn Schultz. She understands the career killer of a badly placed white spot.
 
She’s also his sister.

So when the craptastic tan I’m given for my first competition requires an emergency patch, Frank knows exactly who to call.
 
The thing is, when Camryn’s hands hit my skin, more than a few muscles spring to life.
 
I’m about to head on stage in the tiniest Speedo imaginable and parts of me no longer fit.

What I need to do for my friendship and my future on the circuit is to walk away.

But when Camryn’s got her hands on my hard body, there’s no way this Pickle is going to get anything but hot.

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Hot Pickle is a 300-page standalone romantic comedy about workout junkies, bodybuilding gods, and the couple who sprays together, stays together.







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Excerpt

Camryn waits for me to shed my pants. I almost trip over them, anxious and unsure. She’s getting to me. I toss them on the floor with my bag and hold out my arms.

“Tell me the damage.”

Camryn makes a slow walk around me, tapping the end of a makeup brush against her cheek.

“You smeared the color here when you put on your trunks. You should always wear them for your final day tan to avoid this.” Her hand smooths something low on my ass, and everything in my body goes warm.

My eyes blink shut, and I try to concentrate on something other than her touch. I run through my bodybuilding poses, picturing myself on the stage.

Something bonks my nose, and I open my eyes to see Camryn standing there again. “I have your back acceptable. You shouldn’t lose any points.”

Before I can even get in a thank you, the end of her brush pokes my chest. “But we have to do something about these abs. You have a light patch just below your navel in the critical area from belly button to…”

She hesitates. "Below.”

I don’t know what she was going to call it, but apparently it’s a word she doesn’t want to use around me.

I can’t stifle my grin. “You saying my happy trail is too bright?”

She rolls her eyes. “I’m saying the lack of consistent color won’t do you any favors with the judges.”

“Do with me what you must.”

Okay, now hold up.

I have to pause the story here.

Because this, my friend, is where Camryn gets on her knees in front of my junk, a tube in her hand.

And things get really awkward.






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Author Bio


JJ Knight is the USA Today bestselling author of contemporary romance and romantic comedy. She’s never met a pickle she didn’t want to eat.


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Friday, April 3, 2020

Big Pickle




Title: Big Pickle
Author: JJ Knight
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: April 1, 2020



Blurb

He’s kind of a big dill.
An enemies-to-lovers, secret boss, gut-splittingly hilarious rom com from USA Today bestselling author JJ Knight

They call me Big Pickle.
It’s not what you think.
(Although that’s true too.)

I happen to be the oldest Pickle in the family deli business. And we have the best salami.

Take that one however you like.

But when my father announces the franchise will go to the most profitable of the three brothers, I learn that even though I’m the biggest Pickle, I’m dead last.

I hightail it to Texas to see what’s happened to my restaurant, only to find a sassy little spitfire named Nova Strong in charge.

She’s amazing. She’s sexy. She runs our deli like she owns it.

But despite the way we nearly melt the permafrost in the industrial freezer, I have to control myself. Nova thinks I'm a new employee. She has no idea I’m only there to spy.

Or that I'm her boss.

As I get to the bottom of why my franchise is failing, I desperately need to know one thing:

Is Nova Strong everything wrong with my deli, or everything right for me?
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Big Pickle is a full-length, 300-page standalone romantic comedy full of pickle jokes, giggle-worthy references to male anatomy, and more salty language than a jar of baby dills.







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Excerpt

PICKLE SLICE 1: PICKLE BREAD

Nova lifts the bag of flour, revealing a recipe. “You’ll need to chop two kosher dills.”

“Dill pickles in bread?” I ask. Gross.

“That’s what it says.”

“And people eat it?”

She grins. “I think it’s going to be hugely popular. But it might be the name.”

“It has a name?”

Nova spins around to stare at me. “You never eat at any of the Pickle delis? Specialty breads are part of the chain’s appeal.”

I shrug. It’s true I avoid our own delis. I got sick of it growing up. “There’s lots of restaurants around town.”

She shakes her head. “I think people are going to order this one just to say the name out loud.”

Now she has me curious. “So what’s it called?”

“It’s dill pickles and bread.” She laughs. “What do you think?”

“I think I have no idea.”

She leans in. “It’s called the Dill Dough.”






Author Bio


JJ Knight is the USA Today bestselling author of contemporary romance and romantic comedy. She’s never met a pickle she didn’t want to eat.


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Tuesday, April 24, 2018

The Accidental Harem




Title: The Accidental Harem
Author: JJ Knight
Genre: Reverse Harem Romantic Comedy
Release Date: April 24, 2018



Blurb

This is a story of when I screwed three different customers of my travel agency.

Brady, the bull rider.
Mitch, the billionaire.
And John, a Navy SEAL.
I do like my men.
And in my line of work, I meet a lot of them.

Unfortunately, this time I screwed more than the men.
I also screwed up their luxury cruise.
I accidentally booked all three of them in the same cabin.
A cabin already occupied by Adolfo, who runs a royal casino in Monte Carlo.
And when I get on the yacht to straighten it out…
I screw them all.

This is the story of my reverse harem.
My accidental harem.

Full-length HEA reverse harem romantic comedy.







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Excerpt

Girlfriends, grab a margarita and pull up a chair.
I CAN call you girlfriend, right?
Where I come from, girlfriends are the ones who know about that time you used rolled up toilet paper as a tampon.
And how you once wired your bra closed with a binder clip at work when the hook broke and your boobs made a run for the border.
And ALL about that walk of shame when your panties fell out of your purse in the Uber ride.
So come on now, plunk your cute little booty in a chair (How did it get so cute? Do you do Pilates? I tried Pilates and sprained my girl parts.) and start drinking.
Because I have a STORY to tell.






Author Bio


JJ Knight is the author of the USA Today bestselling series Fight for Her as well as the Uncaged Love series, the Revenge series, and Single Dad on Top.



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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

The Accidental Harem




Title: The Accidental Harem
Author: JJ Knight
Genre: Reverse Harem Romantic Comedy
Cover Design: Exquisitely Covered Books
Release Date: April 24, 2018



Blurb

This is a story of when I screwed three different customers of my travel agency.

Brady, the bull rider.
Mitch, the billionaire.
And John, a Navy SEAL.
I do like my men.
And in my line of work, I meet a lot of them.

Unfortunately, this time I screwed more than the men.
I also screwed up their luxury cruise.
I accidentally booked all three of them in the same cabin.
A cabin already occupied by Adolfo, who runs a royal casino in Monte Carlo.
And when I get on the yacht to straighten it out…
I screw them all.

This is the story of my reverse harem.
My accidental harem.


Full-length HEA reverse harem comedy.






Pre-order Links

Only 99c and available at the following 
retailers until release day







Author Bio


JJ Knight is the author of the USA Today bestselling series Fight for Her as well as the Uncaged Love series, the Revenge series, and Single Dad on Top.



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